Local AI

A live ranking of open-weight models for English writing, with quantization filters and practical memory guidance.

AI text watermarks: Claude, Gemini and OpenAI mark what they write

Since this summer, text from Claude and Gemini carries an invisible mark; since 5 October, so does text from ChatGPT and Codex in Europe, and OpenAI's API can be asked to add the mark. Text from Grok, Mistral, Meta AI and models run at home carries none, and Chinese services settle for a visible label. Yet outside the companies involved, nobody can check a text today.

Muse Glimmer 30B is the best local writer in English, but only in its larger build

Meta's open model is the top local model for English writing at 77.4 points, ahead of every Qwen and Gemma build we run. The catch: only the K-Quant Dynamic build gets there. The smaller 17GB build scores 63.8, wins the direct duels in French, German and Spanish, and is the one to download everywhere except in English.

Same model, four languages: the top barely moves, the middle swings by forty places

Ninety-one models are ranked in English, French, German and Spanish on the same protocol. Claude Fable 5 is third in all four; Claude Opus 5 first or second. Below the top, GLM 5.3 Flash is 10th in English and 54th in German, Grok 4.6 25th in English and 60th in French, and the best local model is a different model in every language.

Which AI sounds least like AI? The best writers are the heaviest em-dash users

We counted the marks readers call 'AI writing' in 3,350 ranked English texts: em dashes, stock phrases, 'not X but Y', lists of three. Kimi K3 and Claude Fable 5, the two best writers on 20 September, put an em dash every 80 words. The models with the fewest tells sit in the middle of the ranking, and the word 'delve' has all but vanished.